Two and a Half Men
(22.09.2003–20.02.2015)Comedy
CBS (US)30 min
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Odcinki
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Pilot
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Big Flappy Bastards
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Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
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Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
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Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
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Phase One, Complete
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Merry Thanksgiving
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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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Camel Filters + Pheromones
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Sarah Like Puny Alan
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I Can't Afford Hyenas
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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
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That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
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Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
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An Old Flame with a New Wick
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I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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No Sniffing, No Wowing
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My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
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Just Like Buffalo
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Can You Feel My Finger?
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Back Off, Mary Poppins
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Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
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A Bag Full of Jawea
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Go Get Mommy's Bra
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Bad News from the Clinic?
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The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
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A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
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Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
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Yes, Monsignor
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The Salmon Under My Sweater
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Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
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A Lung Full of Alan
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Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
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Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts
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Smell the Umbrella Stand
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Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
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It was 'Mame,' Mom
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A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
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I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
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A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
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That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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Does This Smell Funny to You?
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
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Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
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Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
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Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
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We Called It Mr. Pinky
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Hi, Mr. Horned One
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Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
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That Voodoo That I Do Do
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Madame and Her Special Friend
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Something Salted and Twisted
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Santa's Village of the Damned
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That Special Tug
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Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
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Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
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My Tongue Is Meat
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Ergo, the Booty Call
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The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
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The Spit-Covered Cobbler
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Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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And the Plot Moistens
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Just Once with Aunt Sophie
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Arguments for the Quickie
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That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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Working for Caligula
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Who's Vod Kanockers?
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The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
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A Pot Smoking Monkey
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A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
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Apologies for the Frivolity
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Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
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Release the Dogs
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Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
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Kissing Abraham Lincoln
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Walnuts and Demerol
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Castrating Sheep in Montana
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Don't Worry, Speed Racer
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That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
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My Damn Stalker
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Young People Have Phlegm Too
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I Merely Slept with a Commie
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It Never Rains in Hooterville
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Smooth As a Ken Doll
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Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
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Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
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Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
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Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
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Prostitutes and Gelato
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
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Media Room Slash Dungeon
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Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
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City of Great Racks
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Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
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Help Daddy Find His Toenail
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Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
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Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
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Tight's Good
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Kinda Like Necrophilia
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Meander to Your Dander
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A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
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The Soil Is Moist
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Winky-Dink Time
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Rough Night in Hump Junction
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Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
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Fish in a Drawer
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If My Hole Could Talk
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Waiting for the Right Snapper
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Taterhead Is Our Love Child
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Pie Hole, Herb
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Damn You, Eggs Benedict
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The Flavin' and the Mavin'
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A Jock Strap in Hell
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It's Always Nazi Week
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Best H.O. Money Can Buy
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Pinocchio's Mouth
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The Mooch at the Boo
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He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
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The Devil's Lube
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Thank God for Scoliosis
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I Think You Offended Don
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David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
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I'd Like to Start with the Cat
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She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
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The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
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My Son's Enormous Head
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The Two Finger Rule
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Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
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Above Exalted Cyclops
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Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
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Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
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Baseball with Better Steroids
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818-jklpuzo
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Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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Mmm, Fish. Yum.
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Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
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For the Sake of the Child
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Give Me Your Thumb
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Untainted by Filth
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Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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That's Why They Call It Ball Room
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Warning, It's Dirty
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Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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Yay, No Polyps!
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Crude and Uncalled For
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Aye, Aye, Captain
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Tinkle Like a Princess
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I Found Your Moustache
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Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
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I Called Him Magoo
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Gumby with a Pokey
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This Is Not Gonna End Well
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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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A Pudding-Filled Cactus
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Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
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The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
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Twanging Your Magic Clanger
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The Crazy Bitch Gazette
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Springtime on a Stick
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A Good Time in Central Africa
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Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
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Dead from the Waist Down
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Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
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Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
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Lookin' for Japanese Subs
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Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
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That Darn Priest
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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
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People Who Love Peepholes
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Big Girls Don't Throw Food
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Nine Magic Fingers
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A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
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The Squat and the Hover
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Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
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Thank You for the Intercourse
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Frodo's Headshots
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A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
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What a Lovely Landing Strip
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One False Move, Zimbabwe!
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Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
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A Possum on Chemo
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The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
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Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
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Not in My Mouth!
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The War Against Gingivitis
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Palmdale, Ech
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Grandma's Pie
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Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
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Why We Gave Up Women
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The Straw in My Donut Hole
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Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
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I Changed My Mind About the Milk
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A Big Bag of Dog
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Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
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You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
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That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
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Ferrets, Attack!
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Avoid the Chinese Mustard
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Something My Gynecologist Said
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I Scream When I Pee
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One Nut Johnson
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Give Santa a Tail-Hole
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Welcome to Alancrest
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Grab a Feather and Get in Line
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Run, Steven Staven! Run!
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Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
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Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
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Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
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The 9:04 from Pemberton
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Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
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Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
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Another Night with Neil Diamond
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My Bodacious Vidalia
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Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
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Nangnangnangnang
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I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
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This Unblessed Biscuit
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Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
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Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
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Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
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Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
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Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
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Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
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On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
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Tazed in the Lady Nuts
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Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
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Bite Me, Supreme Court
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Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
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Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
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How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
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Welcome Home, Jake
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West Side Story
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Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
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Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
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Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
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Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
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The Ol' Mexican Spinach
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A Chic Bar in Ibiza
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Glamping in a Yurt
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Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
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Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
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Alan Shot a Little Girl
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Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
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Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
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Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
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Here I Come, Pants!
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For Whom the Booty Calls
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A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
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Boompa Loved His Hookers
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Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
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Of Course He's Dead - Part One
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Of Course He's Dead - Part Two